Facebook New MUST-HAVE Notifications!!! Can't Get Better than That!

1. Why They Really Broke Up

Not cool, Ryan. Not cool at all.

2. Who Is on the Receiving End of That P/A Status

You'd like to follow the Britney/Mark Facebook drama, but what if you're jumping in halfway through the passive-aggressive status update war? It would be good to know who's actually involved before you take your stance.
(Although we heard that Britney was being totally unreasonable.)

3. What You're Getting Into

I mean, just how crazy is she? You better check that out so you can evaluate whether Charlie is really worth the risk.

4. What You Left Behind (Sort Of)

He was up looking at your profile until 3 a.m. again?

5. What to Expect When They're Expecting

Hide baby pictures before they start.
Note: This one exists. Have you ever seen anyone use it? No. No you have not.

6. Who Did What at Your Party

You saw them canoodling near the punch table, but did something really happen?

7. Whether She Actually Looks That Good

This notification could be subtle, like how she subtly altered the photo so she looked skinnier.

8. Who Unfriended You... and Why?

It might also be nice to get an alert if you're guilty of some annoying Facebook activity, but we know, of course, that you would never be capable of something like that.

Great and Funny article by Taylor Casti